Infinite in Faculty

katisayswhat:

Also if you don’t get my sense of humor you’re a peasant make way for the QUEEN MUAHAHAHA (of comedy)

fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

(Source: bidenette)

(Source: sandandglass, via mariahwebb)

Sometimes I go through my own tumblr being like “I wonder what kind of a person people would think I am based solely on this.”

(via caitlin2e)

sleepyclothes:

ARE YOU SERIOUS it’s storming on the first night we’re in this super old house and yesterday i saw that cat and I’m not sure if this is relevant but i feel like i should mention that there’s an old plantation right down the road like we’re literally next to cotton fields if that’s not the beginning of a shitty teen novel that’s supposed to be groundbreaking but has a few too many offensive stereotypes and ends up generating huge backlash then I don’t even know what is

this is my bff Tesla and you all should love her as much as I do.

(Source: trekgate, via dwac)

thebluthcompany:

Two weeks. Let’s do it in two weeks. HEY!!!

(via sashanako)

troglobite:

Forever amused by this man and this scene.

(via silenceofthegrahams)

code-red-arthur:

festusthehappydragon:

darkstoriesofthenorth:

for-one-shining-moment:

subliminal-mind-duck:

John Green’s car breaks down

The Fault in Our Cars

John Green gets locked in a pub

The Fault in Our Bars

John Green writes a strongly…